By Jeff Moss
DetroitSportsRag@GMail.com
March 27, 2015
You might have noticed that I haven’t posted anything about Mariachi’s Cantina recently. The only reason I had fun with this nightmare of an establishment is that Terry Foster claimed to have some sort stake in the place.
But since Foster hadn’t Tweeted or blogged about this disastrous entity since December 26th (Sergei Fedorov Five-Goal Day), I pretty much left the situation alone.
For the record, the DSR has uncovered documents make it look like the liquor license is, for whatever reason, in Foster’s name. You can draw your own conclusions there.
Anyway, Foster came out of Mariachi’s Cantina hibernation this morning on Twitter …..
What is hilarious about this post is that Foster tagged @MariachCantina in the Tweet. The only problem with that is @MariachCantina is a PARODY account. Wouldn’t you think the holder of a liquor license for a property would know its Twitter handle?
Here are a few examples of posts from the @MariachCantina account. Ya know, the one Foster just tagged in his Tweet.
@Bourdain why you gotta be such a dick to deadheads? did Phil Lesh bang your wife or something? #smh
— Mariachi’s Cantina (@MariachCantina) March 1, 2015
@dtmleach hey danny boy, why dont you bring that hookie you were tweeting about down to the cantina for some drinks?
— Mariachi’s Cantina (@MariachCantina) March 1, 2015
@PoundTown10 you got a problem with our restaurant? i bet you dont have the cajones to show your face in the cantina
— Mariachi’s Cantina (@MariachCantina) February 11, 2015
Are you kidding me? Only Terry Foster could “catfish” HIMSELF.
Well, since Foster opened Pandora’s Box with his social media missive, I think it is fair game to post some recent Yelp! reviews for Mariachi’s Cantina.
Enjoy!!!!
And let’s not discriminate against the Yellow Pages!!!!!
I’m sorry. This shit will never stop being funny.