By Jeff Moss
DetroitSportsRag@GMail.com
August 27, 2015
The DSR’s investigative report into the despicable behavior of West Michigan radio abortion Bill Simonson continues. We are focusing on multiple states with the assistance of a team of private investigators. (Your GoFundMe donations in action!!!)
We should have some interesting information on both fronts next week, but in the meantime, we can share with you a pretty hilarious email that Simonson sent to a pair of co-workers on August 30, 2014.
The following missive was sent by the Huge Insecure Imbeclie to his then co-worker, Ryan Schuilling, and another employee at WBBL-107.3 FM. I have redacted her name because this really doesn’t involve her at this point. She no longer works at the station.
As you will see, Huge Fuckface wasn’t very happy that his co-workers were following a Bill Simonson parody account. The handle of this prankster whom Simonson can’t stand is @notthathugeshow.
Anyway, Simonson went nuts that Schuilling and the other Cumulus co-worker were either following or engaging @notthathugeshow’s account. Can you imagine?
I have had about a dozen Joff Mess parody accounts created (some of which are blatantly anti-Semitic, like @JeffMossberg) and I just laughed at their existence. Hell, some of my BEST friends followed those accounts and I didn’t issue any edict for them to stop.
WHO FUCKING CARES?
Well, Simonson, it would appear ……
The guy threatened to quit over a PARODY ACCOUNT!!!!! Well, he was never actually going to resign his position. He was just going to throw a temper tantrum until he got his way.
Eventually, an exec at Cumulus gave a stern lecture to Schuilling and the other employee(s) who were following @notthathugeshow and they were forced to capitulate to Simonson’s petty demands.
The guy bullies rival radio stations with litigious threats. He orders message board operators to ban people from discussing him publicly. And he threatens to quit his job if co-workers follow certain accounts on Twitter.
What a raving lunatic.
If you have any good Bill Simonson stories, please email them to me at DetroitSportsRag@GMail.com.